poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

(via tobestah)


cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

(via halfblackjesus)


snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

(via halfblackjesus)


beyonseh:

when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up

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kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via alphabitches)


didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

(via halfblackjesus)


kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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unsolve:

who wore it better

imageor image

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heismandiego:

this nigga had so many angles. who directed this video lmao

(via halfblackjesus)


donaldsterlingsshriveledpenis:

You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

(via halfblackjesus)


arathesane:

dangerhamster:

god bless you all

(via ever-lasting-castiel)


mole:

looking in mirrors in the middle of the night is the scariest shit and if i can avoid it i will

(via fake-mermaid)